It’s Spring Break! It’s also our 13th wedding anniversary on the 4th. Hubby and I are in New Orleans celebrating said anniversary as this article posts. WooHoo!!!
As many of my long-term readers know, I have been wanting to engage in random toplessness since I got the Twins a year ago on the 16th. Now I have my chance! I plan on flashing the Twins as much as I possibly can while in the French Quarter. I’m even tempted to flash in front of a cop.
Why, you ask? First of all, I am SO ecstatic to have breasts again that, even after a year, I just want to share the love with everyone.
Second, it is not illegal to show them because I don’t have nipples. Breasts, in and of themselves, do not qualify as sexual organs. Nipples, however, do. And because I have no nipples, I’m not violating any statutes by showing my breasts.
Third, I fully expect double and triple takes BECAUSE I have no nips. I’m hoping people, even in their drunken stupors, will ask the big question “What the hell happened to YOU??” At which point I can educate them on the dangers and risks of plastic surgery.
Fourth, my boobs are already on the internet so I don’t care if there are more photos that get taken and put up.
So it’s a combination of pride and a desire to educate that’s leading me to rampantly flash strange, drunken men in hopes that women will see, too. I almost wish I would have gone when I was still mangled. THAT would have scared drunken frat boys into sobriety.
I’ll report on this adventure afterward. Or I’ll be tweeting from jail (My main Twitter is @Herbwoman). Either way you’ll hear about it.