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My Adventures In Flashing

03 Apr

It’s Spring Break!  It’s also our 13th wedding anniversary on the 4th. Hubby and I are in New Orleans celebrating said anniversary as this article posts. WooHoo!!!

As many of my long-term readers know, I have been wanting to engage in random toplessness since I got the Twins a year ago on the 16th. Now I have my chance! I plan on flashing the Twins as much as I possibly can while in the French Quarter. I’m even tempted to flash in front of a cop.

Why, you ask? First of all, I am SO ecstatic to have breasts again that, even after a year,  I just want to share the love with everyone.

Second, it is not illegal to show them because I don’t have nipples. Breasts, in and of themselves, do not qualify as sexual organs. Nipples, however, do. And because I have no nipples, I’m not violating any statutes by showing my breasts.

Third, I fully expect double and triple takes BECAUSE I have no nips. I’m hoping people, even in their drunken stupors, will ask the big question “What the hell happened to YOU??” At which point I can educate them on the dangers and risks of plastic surgery.

Fourth, my boobs are already on the internet so I don’t care if there are more photos that get taken and put up.

So it’s a combination of pride and a desire to educate that’s leading me to rampantly flash strange, drunken men in hopes that women will see, too. I almost wish I would have gone when I was still mangled. THAT would have scared drunken frat boys into sobriety.

I’ll report on this adventure afterward. Or I’ll be tweeting from jail (My main Twitter is @Herbwoman). Either way you’ll hear about it.

 

2 responses to “My Adventures In Flashing

  1. Gary

    April 4, 2010 at 2:29 am

    That sounds like it could turn out pretty awesome 😛 I hope you have fun!

     
  2. Kienzle

    April 17, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    The more things change, the more they remain the same.

     

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