07.22.09
Corporate 911
Hubby and I are being called up to Atlanta for an emergency board meeting of all the partners of one of the companies that we own interest in. We have to be there this evening so this is today’s blog entry. I’m not sure when I’ll be able to post another entry as we won’t be back home until Monday night. Due to the emergency, BoobCast is on a temporary hiatus. Please come back next week for more exciting episodes. & Sex.
I’ve noticed that I got more readers from my X Rated Episode than I’ve gotten from any other so far. It’s kind of sad really that people are more interested in reading about titty fucking than they are about sending others here to learn about the significant chance of complications from plastic surgery.
07.21.09
The X Rated Episode
***THIS IS MATURE SUBJECT MATTER. ANYONE UNDER 18 MUST VACATE THIS BLOG NOW. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!***
In previous episodes I’ve briefly covered sex and good positions to use while recovering. Now that I’ve recovered more, I’m going to be talking about the one thing that I think every man looks forward to when his partner has a gigantic set of knockers like mine.
Titty Fucking.
See? THIS is why I called this the X Rated episode. If you’re under 18 and still reading this, GO AWAY! Your Mommy’s calling. Imagine what your sweet little grandma would think about you reading this kind of thing. Go on now! Git!
Are they all gone? Good.
It’s been 13 weeks today since the surgery. A couple nights ago, after having talked about this for quite a while, we decided to try titty fucking. Sorry gang. I don’t know a more polite way of saying it. “Breast sex” just doesn’t cover what happens.
Hubby has been looking forward to this since before I had the initial surgery that went horribly wrong in October of 2007. Yes, he is a patient one. So I thought it was time he got his payoff.
It turns out that laying on my back while he straddled my chest really didn’t work very well. My back is apparently still very sensitive to pressure and all that weight on top of me was just too much. So we tried something a little different from the standard.
He lay on his back and I knelt between his legs, knees slightly under his thighs. Lube was applied to both his penis and my cleavage. Then I leaned over a bit and wrapped my breasts around his penis. He was the one who did all the moving. It sounds uncomfortable but it really wasn’t. From my vantage point I had the pleasure of watching his face as he moved.
Admittedly, watching him was the most pleasure I had from that particular escapade. But HE certainly enjoyed himself immensely. So much so he suggested we do it again SOON.
06.08.09
We Return You Now…
…to our regularly scheduled program already in progress. Remember that phrase from after news interruptions and the like? It seems pretty appropriate considering I’m about to approach a rather adult subject in pretty explicit terms: The resumption of sex.
What I’m going to share is probably obvious for anyone who has had surgery. Of course you wait until your doctor says you can “resume normal activity”. That’s usually Doc-Code for yes you can have sex again. The question is usually HOW? If you’ve been opened like a tin can, of course anything even vaguely athletic is out of the question. BUT your standard missionary position is pretty much out of the question since that rubs incisions on the front AND the back.
There are a couple of practical answers to the dilemma based on where the incisions are. If you’re like me and you’ve got sites on both the front AND back, the best solution I’ve found so far is an adjusted woman-on-top position. Normally you would sit straight up. DO NOT do that! You’ll put way too much pressure on your suture lines.
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Anyway…moving on. The best way to handle hetero woman on top is to have your partner lie flat with his arms over his head. Place your knee half way up beside his ribs and slide the other leg over. Let him deal with the approach. You support yourself by planting your hands just beneath his armpits and lean forward so that your chest is lightly resting against his. This way his body is supporting you and you’re helping a little. Obviously he should be gentle. Also obviously if there is ANY pain, you should stop immediately.
If your incision in across your belly or abdomen, there’s an answer for you, too. Although your partner needs to have restraint with this one. Pile about 3-5 pillows on the edge of the bed. There needs to be enough to be comfortable and support your hips so that your back is at a 45 degree angle. Bend over the pillows with your knees on the bed and your tush in the air. Your partner should stand on the floor behind you. It’s sort of an adapted doggie style. BUT it needs to be stressed that your partner MUST be gentle though he may feel the desire to be more exhuberant.
Another solution for those women with incisions on the front OR back is Spooning. Lay on your side and let your partner do all the work. Just stay within your comfort level.
If there is anything I haven’t thought of, please contact me. I would love to add the ideas to this entry. Due credit will be given.
